It was beyond absurdity. Five hundred billion people walking down the street in business suits holding signs and carrying on. They were on a parade for business people who wanted to seek business consulting and to push nap time at work. Many held briefcases while others carried portfolios that could attach to their belts. They all had cell phones and were talking to their friends. At one point, a small riot erupted when a car was pushed over by the professionals wearing business suits. They were told to put their stuff in a box and they were escorted from the parade. There was free coffee all along the parade route with powdered creamer and sugar packets, unfortunately, they ran out of stir sticks. The reason for their event was to mandate nap time for everyone. So, when the day became time for a nap, everyone took out their mats and went to sleep, because they took their 15 mins. They all awakened after a couple minutes refreshed. When they all made it to the finish line, they shook each other’s hands and traded business cards. Apparently it was a great event to network. For those who wanted to save some money carpooled through the parade.