He held up his vintage underpants and looked at the light that was shining through it. It looked like a moon and stars in a cool and clear night. What a dilemma… He finally decided to go to the store to purchase some new dainties which would fill his closet with new underpants. So, he went to the store to make his purchase. He bought 30 new underpants and spent quite a bit on it. He figured that if his underpants were to be turned into swiss cheese, he would just buy a massive ton of them each time. But wait… on the way out he saw a new store around the corner that specialized in cleaning underpants. He thought for a moment that it was special. It was his ultimate dream to get his underpants cleaned at a place. He tentatively poked his head into the store and the girl there welcomed him in. He felt comfortable enough to ask her what this was about. She explained that they specialize in cleaning underpants and dainties. He was excited and asked her for a business card. At the end of the week when he was off work, he brought all of his used underpants into the store and the cleaner took them all without question and put it in a bag to be cleaned. The cleaner gave him a receipt and told him to return in a couple days and asked if he had enough underpants for that amount of time. He said maybe and bought a new pair of underpants that fit just right from the store. All of a sudden, his friend walked in with eight baskets of underpants that needed to be cleaned. They recognized each other and they were both was a little embarrassed. They greeted each other and she was trying to explain something when he looked at the time. He needed to go and she said it was ok, when out of the blue he asked her for her phone number. She smiled and gave it to him. He was joyful as he went to his car and played his favorite CD and looked at the cross in on his rear view window and sang his song.